"Mom I'm cold."
"Cover up then."
A minute passes
"Mom. I'm hot."
"Take off your covers. Go to sleep".
Another minute passes
"Mom, my butt itches"
"What?"
"My butt itches!"
"Then scratch it"
"It itches!"
"Go wipe"
"It's itchy!"
"What do you want me to do about it? I am not going to scratch your butt for you".
"My foot!"
"Oh. Well. Then scratch it. And go to sleep. It's late."
Elijah at Suzens



