Yesterday, my neighbor was kind enough to watch the boys while I ran to the mall.
Ever go to a mall with 3 kids? Yeah, Michael I know you have. It's crazy and I suppose some people might get a rush from that kind of thing, but me, I will stay grounded and sane, thank you.
I arrived at Macys to restock my low supply of Clinique.
Yeah, I know, but whatever! Shut uuuup!
I was wearing this shirt:

And before anyone gives me crap about it, don't! It's my shirt and I think it is funny. Besides, I think I have earned the right to wear it!
Anyway, as I am waiting for the saleslady to finish with a very chatty customer the saleslady keeps looking at my shirt and finally asks what it says.
I never imagined the conversation that would come from wearing this shirt. Really, maybe I am just from another time and space, but the things strangers will divulge to you. Shocking!
Clinque saleslady tells me and the chatty customer that she doesn't use brith control and hasn't had to use BC for 2 years and hasn't gotten pregnant, NOT that she is promiscuos or anything, she adds.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I have something written on my forehead?

I smile and politely nod as if to say 'Okay. I see. Now can you stop telling me this?'
The polite nod doesn't work.
Now the chatty customer chimes in because now it's okay to talk about personal business with perfect strangers, although 'chatty' and saleslady may know each other, I doubt it. Chatty tells us about how BC makes her fat and crabby and how she had some operation because her flow was heavy and that because of the operation she couldn't have children and her doctor never told her THAT, but it's okay because she has two kids.
I just stood there with that polite smile. I think at this point the Clinique saleslady knew it had gone too far too.
WTH!!! Who does this? I dont' want to hear about your 'flow' lady! I have enough gross things to deal with on a daily basis. TMI!
Anyway,
I took the kids to the park, which was fun for them, but cold! Brrrrr! Can we go back to Cuba now?
Here are some pics of our park outing: